like Moon said, it's all little stuff, but it adds up. so I had to get stocking stuffers for the three of them, and the kids have a lot of cousins in the family and I'm giving out treat boxes with stocking stuffers, then I also got some stocking stuffers for my best friend who is expecting her baby around christmas time (actually made her a gift basket). My kids are young and this is the first year we'll be doing stockings. Well something I'm thinking about creating is lumps of coal in little red pouches to hand out, lol.
instead, take them to seek immediate medical care!!!Ĭlick to expand.Yeah, I like making stuff too. If you get to this point, please rush to your nearest emergency room! If you suspect a family member or friend has Holidaus Shopinitus, keep calm and put everyone in holiday sweaters and trick your loved one by saying you're all going to the mall to see Santa and taking photos. If your condition worsens, you may go into a zombie like stupor and start singing Christmas carols and decorating your home in festive colors. I sat down with all of my shopping bags on the doors and didn't even make it inside. I went to four different stores on Friday just for stocking stuffers and spent $200! When I got home, I was so exhausted and just had to sit down. This illness causes a person to spend anywhere between $50-$100 or more at any given store and then will continue shopping for the rest of the night, and for the rest of the year, for that matter! There will be no stopping the infected person. You will be bitten by the air borne bug, known as Holidaus Shopinitis (noun: a serious condition which causes uncontrollable shopping urges, occurs between the months of November and December). Once you step foot into any store after the 10th of November, that's it.
Since then I've been experiencing headache, and regret. I fell victim to this ailment myself three days ago. Attention : It is no longer safe to leave your house and go shopping ! It may not even be safe to browse online market places, such as amazon! There is something in the air that causes people to Shop, Shop, Shop!